Totally not intoxicated, that’s totally not my dad. Okay, just kidding! #me #gpoy #selfie #happybirthday #21

It’s my birthday and in the 10 hours I’ve been 21, I’ve been drunk once, passed out, and was the first one to rise. It’s been a good day thus far

romxjul:

#he’s just mad because of the gay panic he went through

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maitaiwin:

my fucking life. 

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salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

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thatscienceguy:

Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree!

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